February 2012
21 posts
“We’re climbing to the top, we’re future-oriented, and we’re sure as heck not...”
– Weird Internets: The Branded Facebook World of Bill Hitchert, ‘Chief Visionary Officer’ of BH Ideas
Colin turned me onto this guy a few weeks ago. He’s like Bajillion Hits but funny. (via stryker)
BLAGG BURN!
downthestairsbackwards asked: It works like this. Before Jesus, there was no established way to get God to forgive you. He allowed for certain things to be ignored if you did the right things for Him, but not being forgiven. Jesus, being the Messiah, etc. allowed himself to be crucified by the people who he was meant to save on Earth, and asked God to grant them forgiveness for their sins, so that they could go to Heaven and...
comedygroupie asked: Hey! You were those guys that hung out afterward and after a couple hours someone was like "Hey, who are these guys?" Thanks for sticking around & thanks for the post!!
ellej-blog asked: i don't have a question. i just love your last post so much. it is my new security blanket. - elle j.
downthestairsbackwards asked: Hugo! As a lapsed Catholic, I will gladly tell you how the whole "Jesus died for our sins" thing works, but not right now because it's 1:40 AM in Ohio and I have work at 6:30 AM.
PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
for the love of god just do it.
HAVING SOME MAJOR BREAKTHROUGHS LATELY
Not going to lie: I’m pretty drunk. But I’m honest and raw and willing to write and this is rare so let me be.
My band is fired up. The company I work for is getting out of a 3-month hole that could have jeopardized all our jobs. My mom is freaking out. My dad is non-existent. Mehldau is always around. Stand-up comedy is making the “everyday” a joke, which makes it...
HAVEN'T SOLD OUT THAT BAD
At a dingy hole in the wall bar and the ladies are ehh and the drinks are cheap and the music and scene are laughable but I can still roll. Whatevz it’s all about your friends.
So gay right now it’s not even funny.
AN UPDATE ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE GOING IN MY LIFE...
I’ve completely sold out and have completely thrown away the fear that doing so would affect my artistic sensibilities.
Yes, I’m different—but the guy at the piano? Same. Fucking. Dude.
January 2012
12 posts
“Lastly, regarding SEO: We put about 1600 keywords into the keywords meta tag for...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
IF I HAD A NICKEL
"Comedy Bang! Bang!" gets picked up by IFC →
comedynerdsunited:
theearwolftumblr:
carolineeand:
To answer all the “How do you get a writers’ assistant job?” questions I’ve been getting for the past few months: You work for Scott Aukerman for a year and a half and he gives you charity whenever he gets his own TV show.
OMGOMGOMG!
This deserves a new Reggie Watts theme song right? Starting the campaign here!
I AM SO EXCITED I AM...
iPhone Apps for Comedy Nerds
comedynerdsunited:
Anonymous asked: Can you recommend some good comedy nerd iphone apps?
Sure!
These are just a few that I personally have.
Have any more recommendations that I failed to mention? Submit them and I’ll put them together in a master post later.
Ha ha very cool very cool EARWOLF APP is a must, obvz.
December 2011
13 posts
True Story
Had dinner with a friend the other night who just came back from being out to sea with the Navy. To pass the time he kept contact with a lot of friends back home over email. He kept contact with one girl, Mandy, who is a mutual friend.
Now, I hadn’t spoken to Mandy in a couple years. We used to get drunk together a lot because she was a fucking psycho who could handle (my now defunct)...
The Fuck
I can’t recall a day in recent memory where I’ve done as little as I have today.
I need to give myself a break. Without the guilt. More often.
1 tag
November 2011
6 posts
